can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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