when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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