Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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