I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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