In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I am never drinking with the goths again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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