Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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