Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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