peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it was like eating out sand paper
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this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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