ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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