I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
my nose is crying tears of wow.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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