So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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