thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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