doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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