so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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