he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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