There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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