you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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