STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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