Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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