All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think people are normalizing furries
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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