so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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