therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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