Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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