Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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