After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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