I wannas sexs uuuuu
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
