how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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