the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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