Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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