Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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