How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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