So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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