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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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