Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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