he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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