he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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