Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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