thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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