We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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