So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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