You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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