I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it