I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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