No, you can still breathe under the balls.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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