probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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