38 yer olds are good kisserssss
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have tasted many bathrooms
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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