we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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