I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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