Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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