I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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