Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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