Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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