In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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