it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
third nipple confirmed
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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