Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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