it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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