ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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