You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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