I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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