Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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